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NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP

admitting., education, EMBARRASSMENT, growth, humility, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NoobNotPro, personal development, progress, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-improvement journey, shame, Shortcomings, Skills, smp

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if you’re not on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down every day. We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds and battle evil chickens who have taken over the land. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other – one time, we covered someone’s house in pink sheep and they had to live with it for a week!

But that’s not even the best part – we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for emeralds and have their own llama king who wears a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. It’s wild, I tell you!

So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two (like how to ride a pig into battle), then you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas, that is.

BulkBlocksRUs

budget-friendly, bulk buying, bulk discounts, bulk items, bulk purchases, bulk shopping tips, BulkBlocksRUs, buy in bulk, cost effective, economic shopping, frugal living, grocery shopping, household essentials, long term savings, pantry staples, saving money, shopping tips, smart shopping, stock up, value packs, wholesale

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ores Mined:	6614	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

In our wacky Minecraft server, you should always buy dirt in bulk because you never know when you’ll need to bury your friend’s house for a prank! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Islandia

Adventure, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Conflict, Custom Map, Economy, Exploration, Islandia, Land Claim, Limited land, Ocean World, Oceanic, Pirates, Plugins, Pvpve, Raiding, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, treasure hunting, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	9399
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Server Name	Islandia
Server Location	US East
Server Address	islandiamc.duckdns.org
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Semi-Vanilla][PvP][Anarchy][SMP]

Description	Archipelago 6600×6600 map with 2-3 continents and dozens of smaller islands. Semi-vanilla anarchy SMP experience. Limited land in an ocean world poses a unique challenge. Expect resource depletion and conflict over space. Explore the world and find a speck of land to settle – or become a pirate and loot the high seas.

Plugins	[BlockLocker] [ChestShop] [Essentials] [MyPet] [Orebfuscator] [Spartan] [TreeAssist]

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?

Yes, you can join from anywhere as long as you have a stable internet connection.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

As this is a semi-vanilla anarchy server, there are minimal rules. Players are expected to respect others and not use hacked clients or exploits.

3. How can I protect my belongings on the server?

You can use plugins like BlockLocker to protect your chests and other items. It is recommended to hide your bases well to avoid detection by other players.

4. Can I team up with other players on the server?

Yes, you can form alliances with other players to increase your chances of survival in the harsh environment.

5. What happens if I die on the server?

If you die, you will drop all your items and respawn at your set spawn point. It is important to be cautious and not risk losing valuable items.

Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

1.21.4, archer poses, attack poses, Axes, battle, battle poses, Bows, combat stances, Cool weapon poses, Crossbows, DAGGERS, Epic, fantasy weapons, firearms, futuristic weapons, gun poses, magical weapons, Martial Arts, ninja poses, samurai poses, Spears, Stances, sword fighting, Swords

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	255799
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

200k, Audience, collision, headline, low viewership, match, Minecraft, people, Popularity, professional wrestling, Ratings, smp, Tokyo Dome, watch, wrestling, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling performance, wrestling promotion, wrestling show, wrestling superstar, wrestling venues

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	152	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9308
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!

MinePrisonChallenges

Challenges, coping mechanisms, incarceration, inmate relationships, ISOLATION, justice system, Legal System, life behind bars, mental health, MinePrisonChallenges, Prison, prison culture, Prison food, prison guards, prison reform, prison routine, recidivism, redditors, Rehabilitation, reintegration, violence

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of being confined to a boring, real-life prison? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the thrill of breaking out of virtual cells, dodging virtual guards, and crafting your way to freedom!

Our server is filled with ex-convicts who have mastered the art of surviving in the pixelated world. From building secret underground bases to staging epic prison riots, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual guards are no match for your cunning strategies and creative building skills.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a wild adventure in Minecraft, join us now! Who knew serving time could be so much fun?

CanalClapbackCraft

Backlash, canal, CanalClapbackCraft, central america, Comments.., controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, panama, panama canal, Political, president, response, TAKEOVER, trump, U.S, united states

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

lol imagine a world where the Panama Canal is run by Trump? NO THANKS! come join our minecraft server instead where we have our own epic canal that is run by llamas! yes, you heard right, LLAMAS! they wear little captain hats and everything.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the floss. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and boogie down. it’s lit, fam.

so come on over to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Trump and his canal when you can have llamas and dancing potatoes? let’s get this party started! 🎉🦙🥔 #llamalife #potatodisco

Pixel Pals Retreat

Burnout, Digital Detox, digital technology, employee wellness, hyperconnected, mental fatigue, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, PALS, physical health, physical wellbeing, PIXEL, productivity, Relaxation, remote work, Retreat, screen time, self-care, stress, techno-strain, technology addiction, work-life balance

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	2165
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

join dis epic minecraft server and escape from da techno-strain of real life! our server is da ultimate getaway from all dat digital technology stress. we got virtual trees, virtual animals, and even virtual diamonds!

rumor has it dat if you play on dis server long enough, you will start seeing creepers in real life! but don’t worry, dey won’t explode, dey just wanna be yo friend.

come join us and build a virtual mansion, go on virtual adventures, and maybe even find a virtual love interest. who needs real life when you can have all dis fun in da virtual world?

so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to techno-strain forever!

Other Trim SMP

alliances, begin.., Betraying, bored, Chaos, Discord, flamefrags, Friends, Fun, interested, Join, Mod Pack, Modded, NAPPA, post, PvP, Server, smp, Trim, unfold, watch

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
I’m genuinely just looking for people who want to do a pvp smp similar to flamefrags, nappa, and all of those guys. I’m just kind of bored and I want to watch the chaos unfold with people making alliances and betraying friends. I think it would be fun, so if you’re interested, join the server where the mod pack will be posted and when the server will begin. https://discord.gg/fGuXEDSY

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a pvp smp where players can engage in battles, form alliances, and betray friends for the ultimate gaming experience.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link here and follow the instructions posted there.

Q: When will the server begin?

A: The server start date will be announced on the Discord server, so make sure to join and stay updated on any developments.

Mystic Misty Isles 1.20.6

#misty, 1.20.6, apologize deeply, apologize sincerely, Apologize.., Apology, ask for forgiveness, ask for mercy, ask for pardon, beg for forgiveness, express regret, express remorse, feel sorry, forgiveness, ib sowwy, Isles, make amends, mystic, regret, remorse, seek forgiveness, seek pardon, show remorse, Sorry.

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Farms Harvested:	527	Endless Night Skies:	2

Omg, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn party in pixel form! 🦄🎉

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and turn dirt into diamonds, it’s insane! ✨💎

You can build a castle made entirely of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil chickens, it’s epic! 🏰🐷🐔

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance, it’s lit! 💃🕺💥

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a llama wearing a top hat, you won’t regret it! 🦙🎩🤪

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General TFW NFC West Edition

Al Green, Ankle Injury, Brandon Joseph, Bryce Young, Bucs, Cade Otton, cousins, cowboys, Dave Canales, Dionte Johnson, DUI, Edition, falcons, fumble, general, Jerod Mayo, Josh Allen, knee injury, Lions, Minecraft, mvp, NFC, NFCWest, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, patriots, pick-6, rams, Russell Wilson, smp, Tank Dell, Texans, tfw, Theme, Trevon Diggs, Waivers, West

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Towns Built:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than Josh Allen playing through a severe injury in an MVP run? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.

Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!

We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!

But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.

FamilyGatherGoneWrong

asserting boundaries, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gathering, Family Support, FamilyGatherGoneWrong, father-son argument, Generational conflict, leaving a gathering, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, self-care, stepfather relationship, teenage drama, toxic behavior

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Towns Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Animals Bred:	32	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	211	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Villages Defended:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a family-friendly experience unlike any other!

Are you tired of family gatherings going to hell really fast? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and enjoy building and exploring with fellow players!

Just like in the story above, you can avoid arguments with your dad by immersing yourself in our virtual world. No need to worry about getting kicked out of a family gathering – on our server, you’re always welcome!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free experience. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? See you there!

Block and Roll Craft

BLOCK, Craft, Roll

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5702	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchantments Applied:	100	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than post-sex activities is building a virtual empire with your new online buddies! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So come on, join us and let’s get crafting!

Players:	104/300	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	7969	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3