Yo, welcome to the official server of Mountains of Lava Inc., where we break blocks, hearts, and your will to live. This is an anarchy server, so if you’re here to build a masterpiece, good luck keeping it. Nothing’s safe—your base, your gear, your sanity. We love watching it all burn. Think you’re tough enough to survive in our playground of chaos? Come at us. Build all you want, but don’t cry when it’s rubble by morning. (hax are cool. If it doesn’t break server no1 curr)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Enchantments Applied: 289 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7874 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9371
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 9728
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Farms Harvested: 325
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5322 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 136719 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Alien Abductions: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 2811
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 14903 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 207 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Emeralds Found: 4528

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dimension Hops: 14
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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