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Chaotic Network

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IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crops Grown:	5016
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	44

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crops Grown:	4576	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	184
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Potions Brewed:	162
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Animals Bred:	67	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Void Armor Forged:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cannabis Dreamland Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	2960

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Celestium SMP

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Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mines Excavated:	1316	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magic Items Found:	1910	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2017	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12