| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5359 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 25 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
BRANCHES SMP
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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 3054 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7271 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
imagine ur dad, sittin at his computer, laughin and havin a blast as he battles creepers and builds a rollercoaster through a jungle biome. or ur mom, showin off her redstone skills and creatin a fully automated farm that puts all other farms to shame.
dis server is so amazin, even ur grandparents gonna wanna join in on the fun. picture ur grandma, showin off her pixel art skills and creatin a giant statue of a chicken that can be seen from miles away. or ur grandpa, goin on epic adventures with his friends and explorin every corner of the map.
so what are u waitin for? join dis server now and let ur whole family experience the joy of minecraft together. who knows, maybe ur pet goldfish gonna start playin too. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy fun.
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8103 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 185 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8628 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
But wait, there’s more! Our electron transport in bilayer graphene is off the charts, with a nonlocal transport mechanism that’ll blow your mind. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “redstone contraption.”
So come on down and join us for some wild and wacky adventures. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8192 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 283 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5174 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Economic Activity | Players are encouraged to trade using emeralds and diamonds. |
| Towny | Available for players looking to start communities. |
| Chest Locking | Solo players can use iron ingots to lock their chests. |
| Community Style | Intended for a more chill and mature community. |
| Banditry | Banditry and looting is still available and encouraged. |
| Transportation | Main modes include horses, boats, and minecarts with no teleportation. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join using the Server IP provided: 73.108.44.217 |
| Is there a Discord server for communication? | Yes, the Discord link is available in-game. |
| What is the gameplay style on Triocraft? | The server aims to recreate a classic vanilla Minecraft feel with added economic activities and community building elements. |
| Can I play solo on the server? | Yes, solo players can also enjoy the server and use iron ingots to protect their chests. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | While the server promotes banditry and looting, players are expected to respect others and maintain a mature behavior. |
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3151 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 714 | Enchantments Applied: | 114 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6024 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2285 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that poop out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! So come join us and start collecting those sparkly treasures to impress your pixelated princess!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come out to boogie down! Get your groove on with zombies, skeletons, and creepers as you dance the night away in our virtual club!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9132 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
if you join this server, you’ll be, like, part of the wildest adventures ever. we got, like, secret underground bases, flying pigs, and, like, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s, like, totally nuts, man.
oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that makes you invincible? yeah, we got that too. so, like, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever. you won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1448 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8252 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3611 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Plus, the community is lit AF. We have like, daily dance parties at sunset and everyone wears diamond armor. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare loot? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there.
So yeah, come join us on the server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. My wives are waiting for you, bro.
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 9440 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 260 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 180 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1464 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1426 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 8864 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a pet dragon that guards it all. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ DRAGON. And if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you get to keep all the loot.
But wait, there’s more. We have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like a thrill ride and a sauna all in one. Plus, if you survive the ride, you get a free diamond sword.
Oh, and did I mention the secret society of llamas that roam the server? They’re like the Illuminati, but fluffier. And if you can decipher their llama language, they’ll grant you three wishes.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast. And remember, always mine diamonds, bro. #YOLOMinecraftSMP #LlamaIlluminati
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1346 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a top, and events that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to breathe.
So say goodbye to your comfort show and hello to the wildest ride of your life. Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the best way possible, of course)!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6836 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 18 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 204 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 389 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
We got all the crazy mods and plugins you never knew you needed, like a flying pig pet that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games – ever wanted to play a game of virtual hot potato with a TNT block? Well, now you can!
Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with invisible potion pranks.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old AliExpress – Minecraft is where the real deals are at!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3894 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 731 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
Looking for a judgment-free zone? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to seek perspective without any unwanted advice or criticism. Whether you’re dealing with family issues or just need a break from reality, we’ve got you covered.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can care for your pixelated mom without the stress of Medicaid or retirement savings. Our server is equipped with top-notch memory care facilities, located conveniently near Manhattan (sorry Staten Island, you’re on your own!).
Need a break from your brother’s drama? Fly your virtual mom to Europe without any hassle or guilt trips. And don’t worry about causing any real-life issues – on our server, the only problem you’ll face is running out of virtual blocks to build with!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because sometimes, escaping to a Minecraft world is the best therapy!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1340 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 202 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 574 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken through a lava-filled obstacle course, or maybe you’d prefer to battle it out with a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless and absolutely bonkers!
But that’s not all – our server also boasts the most outrageous shopping mall you’ve ever seen, where you can buy everything from exploding sheep to rainbow-colored pickaxes. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!
So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to a world of wacky adventures and non-stop laughter. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved)!
