lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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