lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Secret Passages Found: 6
Dragon Scales Harvested: 310 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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