lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Players Killed by Monsters: 4901 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
Buildings Constructed: 18 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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