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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Love Letters Sent: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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