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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magic Items Found: 2882
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Dragon Scales Harvested: 259 Dragons Tamed: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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