join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will shrink like a raisin from too much benzos! u wanna forget where u put ur diamond sword? join us! we got u covered! our server is like a maze for ur brain cells, u won’t know which way is up! come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 23
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Rune Stones Activated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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