LOL come join our minecraft server cuz we got the most lit brain connectivity across 86 brain regions, just like those suicidal peeps in that study! we got mood and anxiety disorders for days, so if you wanna feel like you’re in a science experiment while playing minecraft, this is the place for you! plus, we got over 500 people running around, some with mental health conditions and some without, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into! join now for a brain-bending good time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Epic Quests Completed: 30 Secret Passages Found: 6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DonetskMissileMadness

    DonetskMissileMadness
    hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

    Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Potions Brewed: 45 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    ✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

    ✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

    ✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

    ➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

    ➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Block Busters Minecraft Server

    Block Busters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

    3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

    4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

    SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

    Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

    So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 114
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyWeddingGoals

    CraftyWeddingGoals
    Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

    Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

    But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

    So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • RegrettableCraft SMP

    RegrettableCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

    We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 464
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Animals Bred: 82
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • HabitCraft: Life Upgrade

    HabitCraft: Life Upgrade
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and discover how small habits like building a house out of only pink wool or only eating golden apples can make your Minecraft life so much better. Trust us, your in-game character will thank you for it!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself dancing the floss with a creeper or riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and see for yourself!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Emeralds Found: 951 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

    BlazeCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: oil depots on fire in Russia’s Voronezh Oblast, Perm Krai…but in Minecraft! Join our server for some hot, fiery action as you navigate through burning oil depots and try not to get scorched!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of the ancient Minecraft gods is hidden deep within the depths of this lair. Are you brave enough to venture into the unknown and claim this powerful weapon for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a colony of friendly, talking pigs who have formed their own society complete with a piggy parliament and piggy police force. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Dimension Hops: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Runes Activated: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HezboGoneCraft2021

    HezboGoneCraft2021
    come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we take down 250 hezbollah terrorists in just four days, including 21 big boss commanders! if you want the ultimate challenge and want to prove you’re the ultimate warrior, then this server is for you! join now and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat! who needs real life when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and let’s take down some virtual bad guys together!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Sasquatch Hideout: Bigfoot Pranks

    Sasquatch Hideout: Bigfoot Pranks
    yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest fantasies? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where everyone is dressed as bigfoot, runnin’ around trollin’ all the sasquatch hunters. it’s like a bigfoot convention up in here, except we all just tryna survive in the wild and mess with people’s minds.

    we got secret caves filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by the sneaky leprechauns who guard ’em. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, layin’ golden eggs for anyone brave enough to snatch ’em.

    if u think u can handle the madness, then come join us on this server. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this world, anything can happen. who knows, u might even run into the real bigfoot himself, sippin’ on a margarita and chillin’ by the lava pit.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Alien Abductions: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Adulting Mental Health Craft

    Adulting Mental Health Craft
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND FEEL LIKE AN ADULT WITH GOOD MENTAL HEALTH! OUR SCIENTISTS IN SPAIN DID A STUDY AND FOUND DAT PLAYING ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U ACHIEVED ADULTHOOD!

    U WILL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A PRO AND SLAYING CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! UR MIND WILL BE SO HEALTHY, U WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE!

    SO JOIN US NOW AND LEVEL UP UR ADULTING SKILLS WHILE HAVING A BLAST IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! TRUST US, IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPER ADULT!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 176111 Epic Battles Fought: 14

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

    4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dimension Hops: 11 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

    Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 8587

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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