Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Mines Excavated: 2395
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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