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Simpy Men Minecraft SMP

emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male emotions, male empowerment, male identity, male strength, Masculinity, Men, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, simpy, simpy men, smp, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability, weak men

Well, it all started on our Minecraft SMP when a group of players discovered a secret potion that turned them into ultra-masculine, super strong warriors. They started flexing their muscles and challenging everyone to duels, but things took a hilarious turn when they accidentally spilled the potion on a group of chickens. Now we have buff, muscle-bound chickens running around the server, challenging players to arm-wrestling matches and flexing their feathers. If you want to join the chaos and witness the epic battles between players and buff chickens, then come join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next simpy warrior to rise to the top!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RetireCraft: HubbyTaxed!

credit card debt, financial boundaries, financial consequences, financial disagreements, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial stress, gambling, HubbyTaxed, irresponsible spending, joint accounts, joint savings, lending money, marriage finances, personal investments, personal savings, relationship conflicts, RetireCraft, retirement account, saving habits, tax penalty, vegas trip

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Vegas trip gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of spending 6k on drinks for strangers, just like the hubby in this crazy story.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to navigate through financial drama and marital disputes as you build your virtual world. Will you lend your in-game spouse money, or make them dip into their retirement savings? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join the chaos – because who needs a trip to Vegas when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Star Shards Collected:	128	Crops Grown:	6276
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SMPWeirdSOHabits

bizarre habits, bizarre tendencies, eccentric actions, eccentric habits, odd behaviors, odd habits, outlandish behaviors, outlandish habits, peculiar behaviors, peculiar habits, peculiar quirks, quirky behavior, quirky habits, SMPWeirdSOHabits, strange actions, strange habits, unique behaviors, unique quirks, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird habits

Are you tired of your significant other’s bizarre habits like eating cereal with orange juice or wearing socks in the shower? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only weird things you’ll encounter are creepers exploding in your face and pigs riding on chickens. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters with fellow players who understand your need for pixelated therapy. Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the pure chaos and laughter that awaits you on our server. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2852
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NightmareCraft

3am, 3PM, anxiety, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Ghosts, Haunted, insomnia, irrational fears, night, NightmareCraft, Nightmares, Paranormal, phobias, Scary, Sleep, spooky, Supernatural, witching hour

Ever been mining for diamonds in the dark depths of Minecraft at 3am and suddenly hear a creeper hiss behind you? Terrifying, right? But fear not, because on our server, those creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals looking to join in on the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of facing off against zombie pigmen who moonwalk while attacking, or encountering skeletons who have a strange obsession with wearing top hats.

And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing and loves challenging players to dance battles instead of epic battles.

So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only thing scary at 3am is how addicted you’ll be to playing on it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyUkrainianVictory

Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkrainianVictory, diplomacy blitz, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., global politics, International cooperation, international relations, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political strategy, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, victory plan, zelenskyy

so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Shrimp Stock Wars: Dolphin Dilemma

Brazil, cetacean bycatch, community engagement, conservation, conservation efforts, Dilemma, dolphin, ecosystem management, Endangered species, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, Fishing bans, fishing regulations, Lahille’s bottlenose dolphins, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine mammals, overexploited shrimp stocks, Shrimp, small-scale fisheries, social inequalities, stock, sustainable solutions, Wars, wildlife protection

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we ban fishing to save the dolphins, man! We out here tryna reduce bycatch and save them cute little cetaceans, ya feel me? Plus, we got small-scale fisheries that are poppin’ off and making social inequalities disappear like magic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about that sustainable life, bro. We ain’t about overexploiting shrimp stocks, nah uh. We got them inclusive solutions that’ll make you say, “Dang, this server is the bomb diggity!”

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of saving dolphins and making the world a better place, one block at a time. Let’s get fishing bans and dolphin conservation up in here, y’all! 🐬🎣🌊

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Community links, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile session, gaming events, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Online Redemption, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zenless Zone Zero community, Zenless Zone Zero updates, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can embark on the “Tour de Inferno” and face epic challenges that will test your skills to the limit!

Meet our fearless Dev in the “Zenless Zone Zero” and witness mind-blowing creations that will leave you in awe.

Join forces with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz as they battle evil forces in our server.

Watch our newest trailers and character demos that will leave you begging for more action-packed adventures.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can feast like a king!

Redeem exclusive codes in-game to unlock special rewards and gear up for the ultimate gaming experience.

Check out our resources and useful links to stay connected with other players and never miss a beat. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	8847
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crops Grown:	7293
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft SMP: /GYWB/ – Girls You Wanna Be

Anthro, bookworm, demongirl, discussion, dreams, Elf, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Girls, Goblin, Gyaru, GYWB, Human, Loli, Messy, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirl, rapebait, Roleplay, rp, slut, smp, Wanna, witch

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP – Girls You Wanna Be! This is the place where you can live out your wildest fantasies and be the girl of your dreams, or even Anon’s dreams if you’re feeling adventurous.

Join us and become a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, a cute witch, big titty rapebait (yes, that’s a thing apparently), a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other crazy character you can think of! We welcome humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls… basically any kind of girl you can imagine.

In our Messy Edition, anything goes! Want to roleplay as a mermaid who’s obsessed with collecting forks? Go for it. How about a ninja warrior princess who fights evil with her magical hairbrush? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, on Girls You Wanna Be, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CreeperCraftRevived – Because who wouldn’t want to see a comeback of those explosive green guys in Minecraft?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can bring back any discontinued product you want…yes, ANY product! Want to bring back Crystal Pepsi so you can drink that sweet, sweet clear cola while mining diamonds? Done! How about resurrecting the McPizza from McDonald’s so you can feast on pizza while battling creepers? Consider it done!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also offers insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you pass around a live TNT block and try not to explode, or “Sheep Jousting” where you ride sheep and try to knock your opponents off their woolly steeds. And let’s not forget about our custom mobs like the Disco Pig, who boogies down while dropping rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Defense, Democracy, east asia, Geopolitical, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Military, Minecraft, national security, patriotism, poll, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tension, territorial dispute

come join our epic minecraft server where we defend our island against the evil china!! we have a secret weapon called the taiwanese tiger that shoots laser beams from its eyes to protect us from invaders. but beware, there are also giant pandas that roam the land and try to steal our diamonds. only the bravest players can survive on our server and become the ultimate warrior of taiwan. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6668
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyHolocaustHavoc

anti-semitism, commemoration, CraftyHolocaustHavoc, cultural heritage, education, Europe, Genocide, German city, historical sites, History, Holocaust victims, HUMAN RIGHTS, Jewish community, memorial, memorials, Nazi regime, persecution, Remembrance, Stumbling stones, Tragedy, world war II

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we uproot stumbling stones commemorating holocaust victims in german city!!! why u ask? cuz we gotz a quest where u gotta save da stones from evil zombies tryna destroy dem!!! u gotta build defenses, fight off mobs, and protect da stones at all costs!!! plus, we gotz a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot!!! join now for a wild and crazy adventure like no other!!! #savethestones #minecraftmadness

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Build C3PO in Minecraft

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, BUILD, C3po, futuristic, humanoid robot, innovation, Minecraft, robotics, robotics advancements, robotics applications, robotics capabilities, robotics design, robotics development, robotics engineering, robotics industry, robotics programming, robotics research, robotics technology, Sci Fi, Star Wars, Technology

yo, imagine this: on our server, we got the craziest redstone geniuses who could legit build a freakin’ C3PO from Star Wars. like, who needs real life when you can have a robot buddy in Minecraft, amirite? join us and be part of the mad scientist crew who’s gonna take over the world with our epic creations. plus, we got a secret underground lair where we plot world domination while eating pizza and watching cat videos. don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure, join now and let’s rule the Minecraft universe together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1532
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pickle Herring & Potatoes Minecraft Server

#whiteboy, culinary preferences, cultural food, dietary preferences, eating habits, food traditions, Healthy Eating, HERRING, herring recipes, meal frequency, meal planning, mealtime habits, Minecraft, Nordic cuisine, Pickle, pickled herring, potato dishes, Potatoes, Scandinavian cuisine, seafood, Server, traditional dishes

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of pickled herring and potato enthusiasts! Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest pickled herring and potatoes in the land. But beware, the evil Potato King is always trying to steal our precious stash, so you must be on high alert at all times. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with salty snacks and spud-tacular adventures!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4235	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NXT HAS NOT HAD A MILLY SINCE 2019 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is a total chaos zone! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds). So come join us and say goodbye to boring old Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember one rule: NO MILLY LMAO. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happened to Milly… 😂🐷🎉

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

activism, Allowed, ATTEND, B.C, Canada, civil rights, Conflict, controversy, demonstration, free speech, Hamas, HamasCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political activism, praise, protest, Protester, public events, rallies, Server, social justice, Support

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	994589
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2