bowelbreakersMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	199	Dragon Eggs Found:	1791
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Farms Harvested:	961	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Zombie Dances:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Votes:	4611
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	9678	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3841	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3231	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Votes:	1369	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Votes:	9247
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Villages Defended:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	213
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mines Excavated:	2959

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Animals Bred:	76	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0