bowelbreakersMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BorderBrawlCraft

aggression, border region, BorderBrawlCraft, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Military Action, nato, political tensions, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	4

so, like, this server is like the ultimate showdown between russia and ukraine, but in minecraft form. ukraine is all like “russia, you get what you deserve” and they launch this epic counterattack in the border region. but get this, instead of tanks and soldiers, they’re using creepers and zombies to fight each other. it’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pixelated graphics. join this server if you want to see the ultimate showdown between two countries, but in a totally wacky and hilarious way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Brazil’s Cash TB Blockers

95% CI, arr, Blockers, Brazil, Brazils, Cash, cash transfer program, economic impact, effects, extreme poverty, Healthcare, incidence, indigenous communities, Indigenous groups, mortality, poverty alleviation, public health, reduction, social protection, social welfare, tb, Tuberculosis, vulnerable populations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures ever! Our server is so lit that even Brazil’s cash transfer program couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

We’ve got crazy stats like reducing TB incidence by 41% and mortality by 31%. And get this, the effects are even stronger among Indigenous groups and those in extreme poverty. It’s like a magical potion that makes you invincible in the Minecraft world!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy quests, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew a Minecraft server could have such a huge impact on public health? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

SAILOR SMP

15, active community, application, blue map, Build Competitions, Community, discord server, Effort, Essentialsx, Events, Graves, Imagemaps, luckperms, New server, optional proximity chat, PVP Events, Quality-of-life plugins, Sailor, Single player sleep, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4713
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6157	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Sailor SMP Server

Looking for a vanilla focused, community oriented SMP where you can meet cool new people and stay true to the vanilla experience? Then join the Sailor SMP!

Quality of Life Plugins
Single Player Sleep
Blue Map
Optional Proximity Chat
Graves
ImageMaps
LuckPerms & EssentialsX

This server is still relatively new, but frequent events like build competitions, pvp events, and more are in the plans for the near future! If this sounds like fun to you, come and join our active community in the Sailor SMP!

Discord server: https://discord.gg/xkW2h4DAgP (Please actually put effort into your application)

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the Sailor SMP?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the SMP?

A: While we aim to maintain a 15+ community, anyone is welcome to apply. We prioritize maturity and respect in our players.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on the Sailor SMP?

A: We plan to host build competitions, PvP events, and more in the near future. Stay tuned for announcements!

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	522076	Dragon Eggs Found:	2300
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	202
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	591609
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Towns Built:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	2106	Chimeras Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mines Excavated:	4849
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	703	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

Players:	100/900	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3