This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 931693 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.
Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.
2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.
3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3369 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍
if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 152 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!
Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
