This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!
And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!
So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.
join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Star Shards Collected: | 282 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 80 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!
2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.
4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!
So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 349 | New Chunks Explored: | 965976 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!
Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!
Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?
Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.
Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?
So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Farms Harvested: | 951 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.
oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
