Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

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TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

adult toys, anal beads, beads, Borrowed, Boundaries, clean, Communication, consent, consideration, Discreet, hygiene, INTIMATE, Minecraft, personal items, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, sex toys, sharing, Trust, Understanding

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	77	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

1st trimester, Airbnb, aita, anticipation, cancelled last minute, Complications, Empathetic, financial difficulty, financial situation, flakey friend, Girls trip, greece, Minecraft, newly married, pre-booked holiday, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnant friend, Server, split cost, stringing along, uncommunicative

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	910233	Star Shards Collected:	68
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Block Breakup Bonanza

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Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

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OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb, literally! Like, we got dem Russia ICBM launch tests goin on and let me tell u, it was a DISASTER! But hey, dat just makes it more fun, amirite? Join dis server if u wanna experience some outta dis world chaos and destruction, all in da name of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem, right? So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast! Literally.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CraftyCancerCureServer

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Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we be reducin’ cancer patients by defundin’ oncologists? Yeah, you heard me right! Oncologists ain’t got nothin’ on us and our blocky adventures.

Join us and you’ll be fightin’ off creepers and zombies while also takin’ a stand against cancer. Who knew blocky pixels could be so powerful, amirite? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to a cancer-free world!

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s lookin’ for some new blocky buddies to join his squad. So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and let’s create some chaos and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crops Grown:	4687
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Ukrainian Hunger Games

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the holodomor famine but in a totally fun and wacky way! build your own potato farm and try not to starve to death like those silly ukrainians did. we have a special event where stalin himself will come and steal all your crops, it’s a riot! join now for a truly unique and historically inaccurate experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	9115	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	105	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

What is the IP for Tappy Minecraft Server?

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Tappy is a talented young musician who rose to fame through his unique blend of jazz, funk, and electronic music. With captivating vocals and infectious beats, Tappy has captured the hearts of listeners all around the world. His passion for music shines through in every performance, making him a standout artist in the industry.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Fairkor Rebirth Minecraft Server

Advancements Pack, Anarchy, Automines, city builders, Cross-Platform Play, discord chat, discord server, Donata, dynamic map, Griefing, minecraft chat, Mods, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, privates, responsive administration, Russian, Survival, teleports, Top played time, tps, Vanilla, Warps, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

The purest vanilla

Fairkor has:

❤️ Vanilla Survival

❤️ Stable TPS

❤️ Cross-platform play support with Bedrock version

❤️ Whitelist

❤️ Designed discord server

❤️ Linking Minecraft Chat to Discord Chat

❤️ Dynamic map

❤️ Top by played time

❤️ BlazeandCave’s Advancements Pack with item rewards disabled

❤️ Responsive administration

Fairkor does not have:

❌ Automines, weddings, privates, teleports, warps, 1000lvl items and herobrine (we are not sure about the last one)

❌ Donata

❌ Wipes

❌ Mods

❌ Pseudo-vanilla datapacks and plugins

❌ Anarchy, griefing

We are waiting for true fans of vanilla, city builders, car farms and megaprojects

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VoltaicMC: Where semi-vanilla is basically just a fancy way of saying no sprinkles on ice cream

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Voltaic <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/immortal-devil-asmon/">Minecraft Server</a>

Overview:

Version	1.21.1
Server Address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server Website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

FAQ:

What is Voltaic?

A 1.21.1 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating community bonds.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A worldwide player base so there are always people online.
A safe world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks

Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in-game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice in-game!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic:

100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close-knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players:

Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Chill Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the weather is always a perfect 75 degrees with a gentle breeze and a chance of diamond showers! No more shivering in the cold, just warm and cozy pixel paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely of blocks who loves to challenge players to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and earn exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper that only explodes when you want it to.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that buried deep within our server’s virtual soil lies the fabled Golden Potato of Infinite Hunger. Legend says that whoever finds it will never go hungry again, and will gain the power to summon a never-ending buffet of delicious virtual food.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crafting, and mining for hours on end!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Love Letters Sent:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General FIGHT! Edition

20+ catches, 2024.., Ankle Injury, Antonio Pierce, Bo Nix, Brian Callahan, Browns, business decisions, chest injury, cowboys, derrick henry, dirty play, dolphins, Eagles, Edition, falcons, Fight, Fight edition, first player, foot surgery, general, Jerry Jones, Justin Herbert, Kaleb McGary, knee injury, Malik Nabers, MCL sprain, Minecraft, mri, Myles Garrett, NFL, Patrick Mahomes, Raiders, rams, Saints, sam darnold, Sean Payton, September 23, Skylar Thompson, smp, three TDs, titans, top nfl headlines, Will Levis

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server out there! We’ve got more drama than an NFL game, with players getting X-rays on their ankles (but don’t worry, they’re negative), MCL sprains left and right, and QBs undergoing MRIs like it’s a routine check-up.

Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).

Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.

But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.