Boring Bitch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring servers where drama is nonexistent? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Join us and witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond block, or the intense debates over which pixelated pet is the cutest.

We have a strict policy of only allowing players who bring the drama, so if you’re not ready to stir the pot, then you better start practicing your fake outrage and passive-aggressive comments. Our community is like a reality TV show on steroids, with alliances forming and breaking faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our server. Just remember, if you’re not causing a scene, then you’re not playing the game right!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4625
Star Shards Collected:	71	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Smart Girls Minecraft SMP

advanced degrees, Communication, compatibility, dating advice, direct approach, egalitarian dating, Girls, High IQ, hyper-masculine, initiating dates, intellectual conversations, intelligent women, like-minded individuals, Minecraft, non-chads, non-traditional, open-minded, relationships, Smart, smart girls, smp, subtle hints, Successful Relationships, suggesting activities

Are you tired of being surrounded by non-smart girls who just don’t get you? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the smartest of the smart girls hang out! With IQs in the 120s and 130s, these girls will actually understand your jokes and appreciate your intelligence. Plus, they’re more open to non-chads and won’t judge you for not being a hyper-masculine fake!

But wait, there’s more! These smart girls will actually help you set up dates by suggesting cool places to meet and fun activities to do. They might even ask you out themselves because they’re just that confident and awesome. So if you’re looking for a refreshing change from the typical Minecraft SMP drama, come join us and meet your intellectual match!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9648
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Mom’s BF Must Go Minecraft Server

anger, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Inappropriate Behavior, living situation, Minecraft, moms, Mother Daughter, pervert, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Yelling

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing peeking into your private moments is the creepers trying to blow you up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises, just like the moment when your mom’s boyfriend accidentally walked in on you and your girlfriend getting cozy. But don’t worry, on our server, you can throw pillows at anyone who dares to invade your personal space! And if things get too awkward, just teleport away to your girlfriend’s house like a pro. So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together – because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

aita, ambiguous, BLONDE, culture, damaging, Dark, Difference, england, ethnic, family, Harmless, joyous new year, London, Longterm, mixed race, names, Nickname, overthinking, Race, racialised, Ramin Navroz Smith, russell, Rustom Parvez Smith, School, Siblings, SIL, son’s names, South Asian, Twins, victorious hero, Westernised nickname, white British, white name, Wife, WifePicksNamesNoNicknames

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is like a mixed race family in England – totally unique and full of surprises!

Just like the twins Ramin and Rustom, our server is full of diversity and excitement. You’ll never know what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the joyous new year of Ramin and the victorious heroics of Rustom as you navigate through our server. And don’t worry, we won’t give you a nickname like “Russell” unless you really want it!

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a family drama just like Ramin and Rustom. It’s all part of the experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	7239
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ParentalMoochMover-Minecraft SMP

budgeting, career development, early adulthood, financial independence, financial responsibility, Household budgeting, independent living, living expenses, money management, moving out, parental support, ParentalMoochMoverMinecraft, part time job, personal finance, Renting a place, Saving for a deposit, saving money, self-sufficiency, side hustle, smp, Transition to Adulthood, young adult

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and dreams of independence? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges, wacky characters, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of mischievous villagers start a dance party in your mine shaft. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a herd of llamas decides to crash the party and take over your kingdom. Anything can happen in our SMP, and that’s what makes it so darn exciting!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil chickens with a taste for destruction. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the feathered fiends and claim the treasure for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your boring life in your parents’ basement. Adventure, chaos, and a whole lot of laughs await you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3687	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyMisinfoMaster

Beliefs, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, CraftyMisinfoMaster, critical analysis, critical thinking, Deception, fact-checking, false information, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation awareness, misinformation detection, misinformation spreaders, Propaganda, Psychology, skepticism, social media, Trust, Truth

Are you tired of dealing with fake news and misinformation in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where misinformation is not only encouraged, but celebrated!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and you come across a player who is convinced that pigs can fly in Minecraft. Instead of correcting them, you join in on the fun and start a pig flying competition! Who knew misinformation could be so entertaining?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter players who swear they’ve found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese, or that they’ve tamed a dragon and ride it to battle against creepers. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time arguing with strangers on the internet when you can join our server and embrace the chaos of misinformation? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ADHD & Risky Business

adhd, behavior disorders, biological link, brain development, Business, cognitive function, genetic factors, genetic variations, genetics, Hereditary, impulsive decision-making, impulsiveness, impulsivity, mental health, neurobiology, predisposition, Psychiatry, research, Risky, risky behavior, study, Traits

LOL OMG THIS SERVER IS LIKE GENETICALLY LINKED TO ADHD AND RISKY BEHAVIOR, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA MAKE IMPULSIVE DECISIONS AND BUILD CRAZY STUFF IN MINECRAFT! OUR DNA IS LITERALLY WIRED FOR CHAOS AND FUN, SO COME ON AND EMBRACE THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS NORMAL SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR INSANE GENETICALLY MODIFIED COMMUNITY?! 😂🤪🧬🎮

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Unleash the Chaos of Creativity – Making Mods, Java, and Whitelists Fun Again!

Automate, Chaos, continents, Country, creativity, custom avatar, diverse biomes, Fun, grow and cook, island state, Islands, java, making, mechanical machinery, Mods, modular tools, Performance Mods, quality of life, smp, stack based spellcasting, Unleash, Vanilla, Whitelists

Power of Creation Minecraft Server

Server Type	Modded SMP
Age Requirement	18+
Location	UK

The Power of Creation Minecraft server is a modded SMP looking for long term players who want to build up a beautiful world and tell stories within it. The server runs a custom modpack focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want. The pack is relatively lightweight, and has been designed to have few (if any) redundant features. The main content mods include Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, as well as quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods. Terrain generation is overhauled to make biomes more diverse and interesting, while following vanilla themes.

For more information and whitelisting, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	Players must be 18 or older to join.
Where is the server hosted?	The server is hosted in the UK.
What mods are included in the custom modpack?	The main content mods are Create, HexCasting, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, and Figura, along with quality of life, vanilla+ additions, and performance mods.
Can players create their own countries or islands on the server?	Yes, the world generation allows for continents and islands, making it possible for players to create their own countries or island states.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Potions Brewed:	142
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

What the Frick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t know what’s going on! Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through insane quests, battle ridiculous mobs, and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to bust out their best dance moves to survive and escape with the legendary diamond sword of disco. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to decipher its clucky riddles and uncover the secrets of the chicken dimension? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of laughter, surprises, and pure insanity, then come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, by a TNT-wielding sheep). Don’t miss out on the craziest ride of your blocky life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

”Stable Minecraft SMP Diffusion General”

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, diffusion, Discord, Forge, general, inpaint, LoRAs, Mal0 Monday Edition, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis

Welcome to the Mal0 Monday Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama waiting for the bravest adventurer to claim it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to have your house filled with chickens or your crops replaced with TNT. It’s all in good fun, right?

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles that take place every Friday night. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the creeper that likes to photobomb every screenshot. It’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3947	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, child safety, child supervision, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Values, leniency, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NieceCraft, parenting, Server, sibling dynamics, swearing

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and challenge your skills? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter stacks of empty shot glasses that need to be carefully balanced and spun without breaking. Just like the intense Jenga game, but with a twist!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to discipline mischievous nieces who just won’t listen. Will you be the one to step in and take control, or will you sit back and watch chaos unfold like our BIL?

And don’t worry, swearing in front of children is not only allowed but encouraged on our server. Let out your frustrations and let the madness begin!

So come on over to our server and show us your skills in handling unruly nieces and precarious shot glass stacks. Can you handle the challenge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KidnappedSisLOL

apology dilemma, attachment issues, bedtime routine, bratty behavior, discipline struggles, Disneyland trips, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, homecoming dress, kidnapped child, KidnappedSisLOL, long-term effects, mother-daughter relationship, pampered child, parenting challenges, princess behavior, sibling rivalry, spoiled kid, stepsibling issues, stepsister drama

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and adventure! Just like the story of the spoiled stepsister, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where every player is as demanding as a princess, constantly asking for items and special treatment. But beware, if you dare to speak up and call them out, you may face consequences just like the protagonist of this story.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where nothing is as it seems, and where the only way to survive is to adapt to the chaos around you. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as painting a spoiled princess’s nails!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the madness. But remember, in this world, the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9571
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	2046

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyCrush: Wanna build a blocky empire together?

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you three wishes. One player wished for a lifetime supply of bacon, another wished for the ability to fly like a chicken. What will you wish for?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HezbollahHavocMC

Conflict, Crisis, Deadly Day, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, HezbollahHavocMC, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Lebanon war, Lebanon-Israel Conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East tensions, Middle East Violence, Military, Military Strikes, Politics, Terrorism, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	164	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	87
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

aging, Altos Labs, Altos Labs news, Belmonte group, Belmonte group research, Belmontes, Boost, Cdkn2a-OSK, experimental treatment, Gene therapy, genetic intervention, genetic modification, Life, lifespan extension, lifespan increase, Longevity, Mice, partial reprogramming, REJUVENATION, research, scientific breakthrough, Server, Therapy

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.