Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 190 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?
So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
SO, LIKE, RESEARCH SAYS THAT KIDS WHO PLAY OUTSIDE WHEN THEY’RE LITTLE HAVE LESS CHANCE OF BECOMING CHONKY LATER ON! YEAH, LIKE, 15% LESS CHANCE! SO, IF U WANNA STAY FIT AND FABULOUS, JOIN OUR SERVER AND RUN AROUND LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PLAYING MINECRAFT CAN MAKE U SMARTER? YEAH, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT BUILDING STUFF IN THE GAME CAN IMPROVE UR BRAINPOWER! SO, COME ON OVER AND BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND STUFF!
OH, AND IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WILD LLAMA RIDING A CREEPER! YEAH, WE’VE GOT SOME CRAZY STUFF GOIN’ ON HERE! SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND HAVE A BLAST!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 117 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
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| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
1. Our server has a special feature where your character’s jacket is actually soft to the touch. It’s like playing Minecraft in a cozy blanket!
2. We have a mini-game where you can jack off on a Macintosh computer. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
3. Asher Roth himself makes special appearances on our server. You can hang out with him while drinking apple sauce and living your best life.
4. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole community of goth bitches waiting to be your Minecraft companions. Who wouldn’t want that kind of support in the virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.
So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!
So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.
But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?
So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?
With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
