Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!
So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.
Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.
But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 35 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 3755 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7250 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
