Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)
So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 889065 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.
So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!
So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.
Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!
Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.
Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.
Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.
Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.
IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.
So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
