Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY