Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Void Armor Forged: 28
Alien Abductions: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY