Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a community of players who are experts in the “sex slang” of their parents’ generation – trust us, it’s way more based than anything you’ve ever heard before!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious banter as we navigate the virtual world of Minecraft with our unique brand of humor. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the wild world of 70s and 80s slang!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (especially when it comes to your parents’ questionable slang knowledge).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/new-wife/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Mythical Quests Completed: 40
    Animals Bred: 82 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 281 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 100

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 257 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • 🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

    🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Emeralds Found: 7779 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Star Shards Collected: 160
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Emeralds Found: 1293
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8609 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

    FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Magic Items Found: 7544 Farms Harvested: 393
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • YankeeDoodleDont

    YankeeDoodleDont
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

    Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Villages Defended: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 141
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Gods Slained: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyMissileWars

    CraftyMissileWars
    Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

    Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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