Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 240 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2215
Secret Passages Found: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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