Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, being a 24-year-old virgin with $120,000 in savings? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the real world where you can finally be the master of your own virtual universe. Build your dream castle, find love with other players, and maybe even lose your virginity (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your sad reality into a hilarious adventure on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 144 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Battle Standards Raised: 15
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 5929 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY