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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
Potions Brewed: 164 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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