BoomerCraft

growing old gracefully, joint pain, aging process, Memory Loss, Retirement

New Minecraft Servers

Are you starting to feel like your virtual blocks are turning gray and your pixelated pickaxe just isn’t swinging like it used to? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our enchanted potions of eternal youth!

Forget about creaky joints and failing memory, on our server you’ll be bouncing around like a baby ocelot in no time! Build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the fountain of youth hidden deep within our server’s mysterious caves.

Don’t let Father Time catch up to you – join our server and turn back the clock on your Minecraft adventures!

MomVidzNoWait

inclusion, parents, Home Videos, Apology, dog

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your mom feel included and appreciated? Look no further! Join our server for epic adventures and heartwarming moments that will make your whole family proud. Our server is so inclusive, even icicles are welcome to join in on the fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to make memories that will last a lifetime, and maybe even bring a tear to your mom’s eye (in a good way, of course). Join now and show your mom that you do need her after all – especially when it comes to Minecraft!

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SoloCraftMinecraft SMP

guitar, instrumental, all time, memorable, influential

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic guitar solo battles every Saturday night. The winner gets a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000, like who even needs that much efficiency?? But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only listen to music from the 80s, so if you wanna survive you better start practicing your air guitar skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden guitar hidden deep within the caves, rumored to have been played by Steve himself. So come join us and rock out like never before, because on this SMP, the music never stops!

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PixelatedTrendz

cancel culture, internet culture, PixelatedTrendz, Make fun of, skinny jeans

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being left behind in the future! Our server is so ahead of its time that future generations will be making fun of all the other servers for not keeping up with us.

We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, gravity-defying cows that can moonwalk on water, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s first talking sheep who gives out life advice and tells hilarious jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So why wait for the future to laugh at outdated trends when you can join our server and be the trendsetter of tomorrow? Come join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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KyivCraft: $20.9B Aid Package!

defense budget, military support, Ukraine, military aid, bloomberg

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are so lit that even the EU is preparing a military aid package for us worth $20.9 billion! like, who needs diamonds when you got that kind of cash, amirite? we’re so powerful, even the creepers are scared of us. join now and be part of the most epic battles and adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and become a legend in the minecraft world!

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Creeper Care: End of Life

acute care visits, end-of-life discussions, Life, end-of-life research, Medicare patients

so, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like end-of-life cancer care but for ur gaming experience. we give u all the aggressive care u need, like multiple acute care visits to ur base within days of ur death in the game. but don’t worry, we also provide low receipt of supportive care, cuz we want u to suffer just a little bit. join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!

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BoomerCraft

MomVidzNoWait

SoloCraftMinecraft SMP

PixelatedTrendz

KyivCraft: $20.9B Aid Package!

Creeper Care: End of Life