Boomer vs Zoomer: Heart Health Wars | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Gods Slained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5917
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	24	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyWarfareMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	242
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Animals Bred:	179
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2