yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 362 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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