yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Secret Passages Found: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
Holy Grails Found: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6955

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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