yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Void Gems Collected: 16 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
Magic Items Found: 2619 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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