Boom Time Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	942926	Mines Excavated:	4581
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5099
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Star Shards Collected:	238
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchantments Applied:	123
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	34	Crops Grown:	5501
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	134
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyBanterMC

BlockyBanterMC, civilians, combat zone, Conflict, Crisis, Evacuations, forced, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international community, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Oppression, palestine, political conflict, resistance, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

OnlyNations

AGES, Economy, Events, Factions, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, Nations, OnlyNations, Roleplay, Server, storytelling, Survival, Towny, Wars, Worldbuilding

OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	415350	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 127 лвл, administrators, Anarchy, assistants, Bedwars, Buildings, Cheats, Clans, classic, DISCOUNTS, donation, Donations, DONATORS, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, MineBars, Minecraft, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Prices, Prison, Private, Promotional Codes, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Skypvp, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, wipes, Without Launcher

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ ▂▂▂▂

Top server for top players – MineBars!

Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

★ Experienced administrators and assistants

★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

★➜ IP – MBars.net

★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ ▂▂▂▂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, beautiful wife, chimera ants, Dark Continent Expedition, FANTASY, future king, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Minecraft, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, Server, Yorknew City arc

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

2099, Ancient, common, Demon King, FANTASY, futuristic, humans, Magic, magic and technology, Maou, Medieval, Minecraft, MODERN, Monsters, Peace, rare example, smp, Story, technological world, Technology, thousand years, world

Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	668820	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2269	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Farms Harvested:	726	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	New Chunks Explored:	73312