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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Emeralds Found: 2846
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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