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| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
[1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Server Type | 2-month-old SMP, whitelisted |
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| Server Version | 1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired) |
| Addons | Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames |
| Player Base | Dedicated player base + Fun events |
| Economy | Diamond economy |
| Rules | Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc… |
Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4
A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.
A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.
A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.
A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.
Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 131 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
