Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 0 Ores Mined: 5057
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP

    AnxietyCraft SMP
    Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • YumBitsGrossBits

    YumBitsGrossBits
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 153
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • HanKangLitCraft Server

    HanKangLitCraft Server
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

    LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!
    so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

    and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

    SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun
    so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Crops Grown: 1224 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

    Romania Dreams Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

    Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 20

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

    InventFailz – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NeverlandCraft

    NeverlandCraft
    Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

    We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

    So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 New Chunks Explored: 464387
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

    CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius
    come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

    imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

    so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

    ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

    LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7389 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Villages Defended: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

    NoHubbyNoPartyCraft
    Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

    So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Farms Harvested: 903
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

    Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

    So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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