Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Falling into the Void: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Herobrine Sightings: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyYTUselessCourses

    CraftyYTUselessCourses
    Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • LeglessLootersMC

    LeglessLootersMC
    Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Villages Defended: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Star Shards Collected: 172

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G

    Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G
    Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is vibrating in the subterahertz range? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so next level, it’s like we’re already living in 5G and 6G telecommunication technologies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our protein tubulin is off the charts, with vibration modes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on the water layers and damping – it’s like a whole new level of electromagnetic absorption that will blow your mind.

    So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for your brain to be vibrating in ways you never thought possible.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 266 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Newbieville: Aged Cheddar Edition – 18+ SMP Fun with a Dash of Vanilla and Whitelist 1.21

    Newbieville: Aged Cheddar Edition – 18+ SMP Fun with a Dash of Vanilla and Whitelist 1.21

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version 1.21 SMP
    Mods
    • Better End (New end biomes with items and mobs)
    • Friends & Foes (Adds outvoted and forgotten mobs from the mob vote)
    • Simple Voice Chat (In-game proximity chat)
    • Vertical slabs (Adds vertical slabs)
    • Blaze and caves advancements (Adds over 1000 new advancements to hunt for)
    Community Rules 18+ whitelisted community with no griefing or stealing allowed

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Join our Discord and apply for whitelist: https://discord.gg/JmKpUdBTZw
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years or older to join
    Are there any specific rules for gameplay? No griefing or stealing is allowed, and we aim to create a chill and enjoyable environment for all players
    Is there a limit on the number of players who can join? We are accepting new applications, but there may be a limit based on server capacity

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Virginity Lost Minecraft Server

    Virginity Lost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your virginity all over again – except this time, you’ll actually enjoy it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few regrets (but in a good way, of course). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

    Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LootLifters Minecraft Server

    LootLifters Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with entitled passengers like that lady on the plane? Join our server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will click their fingers in your face demanding help, interrupt your games, or turn on the lights while you’re sleeping. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who actually say thank you and smile – what a concept! Say goodbye to entitled passengers and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our server. Join now and experience the true meaning of mateship in Australia (without the entitlement)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BFFBridesmaidDrama

    BFFBridesmaidDrama
    🌟🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and heartbreak – just like in this wild story! 🤯💔

    Imagine logging on to find out your best friend in-game has teamed up with your worst enemy to build a secret base… without you! 😱 But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around – from stolen diamonds to secret alliances, this server has it all! 💎🤫

    And if you’re worried about fitting in with the other players, don’t be! We welcome all players, whether you’re a “girly girl” or a rebel with blue hair, piercings, and tattoos. Embrace your uniqueness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🌈🎮

    So come on, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a little bit of wedding drama – who knows what surprises await you in this crazy world! 🎢💍 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 464

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP

    AnxietyCraft SMP
    Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • YumBitsGrossBits

    YumBitsGrossBits
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • HanKangLitCraft Server

    HanKangLitCraft Server
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend we’re living in a world where South Korean author Han Kang won the Nobel prize in literature in 2024? Yeah, I know, it’s like totally bonkers but hear me out – on this server, we all have to write our messages in the chat using only quotes from her books! And if you don’t, you get banished to the nether realm where you have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot! Trust me, it’s a wild ride and you won’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you on this server. So come join us and let’s get literary in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!

    LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!
    so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.

    and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun

    SmileCraft: Face-to-Face Fun
    so, liek, u wanna join dis amaze-balls minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally gonna make u smile so much dat u gonna make all da friends in da world. researchers, like, totally measured how much u smile in real-life convos and found out dat it, like, makes people, like, respond back more and stuff. so, like, join dis server and smile ur way to friendship and, like, total domination. u won’t regret it, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Romania Dreams Minecraft Server

    Romania Dreams Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is in Romania for some reason! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through the rugged terrain of Transylvania, avoiding vampire mobs and dodging garlic projectiles.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by Dracula himself. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies while sipping on potions of invisibility.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at the Romanian Roulette mini-game, where the stakes are high and the rewards are… well, nonexistent.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness of Minecraft in Romania!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

    Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for some blocky fun as we create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums have more kinks and depravity than you can shake a stick at.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a giant statue of a banana wearing a top hat while roleplaying as a sexy zombie pirate? Or maybe you want to reenact the Battle of Thermopylae with a twist – all the Spartans are actually unicorns in disguise! The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite color in the process!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Epic Quests Completed: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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