Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 118
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

    LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

    New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

    NoHubbyNoPartyCraft
    Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

    So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Farms Harvested: 179 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

    Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

    So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

    CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

    WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server
    so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Potions Brewed: 183 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Crops Grown: 9053
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 92

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

    MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!
    lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

    Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

    WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

    PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

    Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NoPipeNoNeighbor

    NoPipeNoNeighbor
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

    But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

    With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Runes Activated: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP

    TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP
    When they didn’t steal your diamonds in Minecraft SMP! Join our server where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night.

    But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 34
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • FunCraft2021

    FunCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.

    So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 387 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we FIGHT OFF the evil forces of CHINA trying to take over our pixelated land! Our new Taiwan president is a total BADASS and is ready to lead us to victory against the annexation! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some dumplings along the way! Don’t let China take over our server, come join the resistance and help us protect our blocky homeland! #TaiwanStrong #MinecraftWarriors #DumplingPower

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • UNIFIL3FireIsraeliTroops

    UNIFIL3FireIsraeliTroops
    Join our epic Minecraft server where the action is so intense, it’s like Israeli troops firing at 3 UNIFIL positions in southern Lebanon! We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop excitement that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).

    Come on down and experience the thrill of dodging arrows like a pro, building towering castles that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous, and exploring a world so vast and full of surprises, it’s like getting lost in a maze made of diamond blocks.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the virtual world of Minecraft)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Buildings Constructed: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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