Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed: 159 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Holy Grails Found: 1
Astral Projections Made: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 6387
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than Nene Flicking Her Bean edition!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with ridiculous quests, insane builds, and of course, plenty of bean flicking action. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret bean flicking shrine hidden deep within the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Bean Goddess herself.

    But beware, the server is also home to the elusive Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your beans and hoard them for themselves. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bean-stealing ways?

    So come on down to Nene Flicking Her Bean edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring plenty of beans and a sense of humor!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CrazyCraftin SMP

    CrazyCraftin SMP
    Have you ever built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a regular Tuesday activity! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and the chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 37 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Magic Items Found: 2895
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Star Shards Collected: 231
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BlocktopiaCraft

    BlocktopiaCraft
    Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs. That’s the kind of magical land you’ll find on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of enchanted golden apples, and befriending a pet dragon who will roast your enemies for you. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing Endermen? Or a treasure hunt that leads you to a hidden realm filled with talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world?

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 172 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!

    TaiwanCraft: No China Allowed!
    so, liek, dis minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs flyin’ around and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. it’s a straight up party up in here, fam.

    we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that give u super powers.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts any noobs that try to mess with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u unlock a portal to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards.

    so, like, what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s get this party started, yo!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server

    Pixel Vibe Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question the future of the world? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and talking creepers. Our server is so futuristic, we have teleportation pads made out of rainbow blocks and time-traveling minecarts that can take you to the prehistoric era or the year 3000. Who needs to worry about the future when you can just hop on our server and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least weirder than ever before!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Potions Brewed: 115 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 485
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028

    The Anonymous SMP – No. 16027028
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of deliciousness for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and party like it’s 1999. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers for a day.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the yumminess of our server forever!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

    KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dimension Hops: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 139 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

    CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

    So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

    We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

    So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 212
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

    NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment
    Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

    On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ScarCraftStory

    ScarCraftStory
    Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

    OrbansCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 New Chunks Explored: 53686
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

    Dino-Doom Asteroid Server
    yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Dimension Hops: 6
    Alien Abductions: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

    ☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

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    We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

    ✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

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    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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