Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
Zombie Dances: 4 Void Armor Forged: 27
Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 421
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

    ””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

    2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

    3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

    4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

    5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

    DadGoneCoworkerSnitch
    Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Farms Harvested: 178
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

    AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

    BlockyParliament Minecraft Server
    so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

    TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024
    join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

    we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

    if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

    don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    Hello Minecraft fans!

    We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

    Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

    What awaits you at Longway?

    – Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

    – Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

    – Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

    And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

    Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

    We are waiting for you and your friends!

    IP: longway.fun

    Port: 25668

    Version: 1.21

    Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Thug Life Minecraft Server

    Thug Life Minecraft Server
    Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

    Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

    So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Dimension Hops: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

    Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BridalBlunderCraft

    BridalBlunderCraft
    Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

    Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

    Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Magic Items Found: 6630 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Emeralds Found: 4251
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 298 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

    HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP
    Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyCashlessCrafts

    CraftyCashlessCrafts
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive hobbies? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your financial problems! Join us and indulge in the most budget-friendly hobby of all time – virtual block building!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.

    So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HaitiCraft Minecraft Server

    HaitiCraft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone in haiti but with blocks and stuff. we got gangs killin’ peeps left and right, just like in that town in haiti. u gotta build ur own fortress to protect urself from the crazies runnin’ around. but watch out, cuz u might just end up gettin’ attacked by a gang of creepers or somethin’. it’s a wild ride, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. u won’t regret it, unless u die a horrible blocky death. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Villages Defended: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Sinwar’s Hostage Hideout

    Sinwar’s Hostage Hideout
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Rumor has it that the leader of the server, let’s call him Sinwar, is like, hiding in a secret tunnel in Gaza with hostages around him. Like, what even?! You gotta come join the server and help rescue the hostages and defeat Sinwar in an epic battle. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it! Plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to mine. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save those hostages and take down Sinwar together! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎮🔥

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Solar City Fun Land

    Solar City Fun Land
    come join our minecraft server where we have so many solar panels on our rooftops that we are literally raising the temperature of the city by 1.5 degrees celsius during the day! who needs global warming when you can just play minecraft with us and feel the heat, amirite? but don’t worry, at night the temperatures drop by 0.6 degrees celsius so you can cool off while you build your epic creations. join us now for a hot and cool time like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Crops Grown: 4059 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Higurashi’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Higurashi’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 239 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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