Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

    BlockyParliament Minecraft Server
    so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Farms Harvested: 947 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

    TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024
    join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

    we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

    if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

    don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

    Hello Minecraft fans!

    We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

    Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

    What awaits you at Longway?

    – Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

    – Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

    – Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

    And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

    Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

    We are waiting for you and your friends!

    IP: longway.fun

    Port: 25668

    Version: 1.21

    Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Thug Life Minecraft Server

    Thug Life Minecraft Server
    Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

    Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

    So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Zombie Dances: 6 Mines Excavated: 2942

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

    Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BridalBlunderCraft

    BridalBlunderCraft
    Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

    Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

    Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Mines Excavated: 3872 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 123

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

    HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP
    Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4170 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyCashlessCrafts

    CraftyCashlessCrafts
    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive hobbies? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your financial problems! Join us and indulge in the most budget-friendly hobby of all time – virtual block building!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.

    So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 254
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Alien Abductions: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • HaitiCraft Minecraft Server

    HaitiCraft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone in haiti but with blocks and stuff. we got gangs killin’ peeps left and right, just like in that town in haiti. u gotta build ur own fortress to protect urself from the crazies runnin’ around. but watch out, cuz u might just end up gettin’ attacked by a gang of creepers or somethin’. it’s a wild ride, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. u won’t regret it, unless u die a horrible blocky death. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Sinwar’s Hostage Hideout

    Sinwar’s Hostage Hideout
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Rumor has it that the leader of the server, let’s call him Sinwar, is like, hiding in a secret tunnel in Gaza with hostages around him. Like, what even?! You gotta come join the server and help rescue the hostages and defeat Sinwar in an epic battle. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it! Plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to mine. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save those hostages and take down Sinwar together! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎮🔥

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Solar City Fun Land

    Solar City Fun Land
    come join our minecraft server where we have so many solar panels on our rooftops that we are literally raising the temperature of the city by 1.5 degrees celsius during the day! who needs global warming when you can just play minecraft with us and feel the heat, amirite? but don’t worry, at night the temperatures drop by 0.6 degrees celsius so you can cool off while you build your epic creations. join us now for a hot and cool time like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Higurashi’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Higurashi’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Trump Makes Car Loans Fully Deductible Minecraft SMP

    Trump Makes Car Loans Fully Deductible Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw parties instead of exploding.

    Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself can’t keep up! We have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons, a skydiving competition with Endermen, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato, a llama beauty pageant judged by llamas themselves, and a PvP arena where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no going back… literally, we disabled the /spawn command. Good luck!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 910877
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • QuoteCraft SMP: “Block by block, we build our dreams”

    QuoteCraft SMP: “Block by block, we build our dreams”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for some seriously wacky adventures! Join us if you want to discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quote of Life, a magical phrase that will grant you unimaginable powers and wisdom. Rumor has it that whoever finds this quote will become the ruler of the entire server, with the ability to bend reality to their will. So come join us and embark on the craziest, most life-changing journey of your Minecraft career!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 71 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyCashCo

    CraftyCashCo
    Have you ever punched a tree and suddenly found a diamond block? Well, that’s just a regular day on our Minecraft server! Our server is so lucky, even the creepers drop emeralds instead of exploding. Join us and become a Minecraft millionaire in no time! Who needs a job when you can just dig up gold blocks in our server’s mines? Come join us and start living the high life in Minecraft City, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers drive around in minecarts made of pure emerald. Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in the craziest Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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