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BdayBlockBummer

bad gifts, BdayBlockBummer, birthday gift blunders, birthday gift disappointments, birthday gift disasters, birthday gift flops, birthday gift horror stories, birthday gift letdowns, birthday gift mishaps, birthday gift nightmares, birthday gift regrets, birthday present fails, disappointing presents, terrible gift ideas, worst birthday gift, worst birthday gift ever received, worst birthday gift experiences, worst birthday gift fails, worst birthday gift stories, worst birthday present ever

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	570	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ores Mined:	4693
Zombie Dances:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Chimeras Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8933	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	6777	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Star Shards Collected:	92	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Animals Bred:	138
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Star Shards Collected:	216
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Anarchy, base building, Biomes, Bosses, Dmitry Voronin, Duels, Events, Exploration, Giveaways, Grifesko, InoVix, meteorites, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Server, server owner, Unique

Dear Minecraft users!⛏

We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

✅Version: 1.16.5

✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

✅Website: Under construction

❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

anger, Backlash, Cancel, controversy, Defeat, Frustration, helplessness, impotent, INABILITY, Incompetence, Japan, johnny’s, koreans, Minecraft, powerlessness, protest, resistance, smp, social media, STOP, Struggle, twitter, WORSE

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LivingRoomShutdownCraft

aunt, cleaning, cleanliness, coasters, coffee table, DAUGHTER, family visit, guests, house rules, living room rules, LivingRoomShutdownCraft, Mice, Mother, Pests, Respect, ROACHES, rug stain, rules, SAHM, SNACKS, uncle

Are you tired of dealing with unruly houseguests who don’t respect your rules? Join our Minecraft server where we have strict guidelines for all players to follow! No griefing, no stealing, and definitely no red sauce stains on our virtual rugs!

Imagine a world where you can kick out anyone who doesn’t abide by your rules with just a click of a button. No more arguing with your mom about coaster usage or cleaning up after your aunt’s kids who leave snacks everywhere. On our server, you are the ruler of your domain and you make the rules!

And don’t worry about pests like mice or roaches invading your virtual home – our server is pest-free and ready for you to build your dream world without any unwanted guests. So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our epic Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RegretfulGamerMC SMP

biggest regret, change the past, go back, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, learn from mistakes, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, RegretfulGamerMC, remorse, second chances, self improvement, serious, smp, wish, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of living with regrets in your boring, mundane life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to fix all your biggest regrets! Did you accidentally kill your favorite pet chicken? No problem, just hop in our time machine and save the day! Did you miss out on the opportunity to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Fear not, because in our SMP, anything is possible! So come join us and turn those regrets into hilarious stories you can laugh about for years to come!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1