BlueLaserCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in ur computer!! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

we got a secret potion that turns u into a diamond sword-wielding warrior with the power to slay dragons and build castles in the sky. and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every Tuesday – u could find a stack of diamonds or a magical unicorn (not guaranteed).

so come on down to our server and join the fun – who knows, u might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to u. just watch out for the lava pits and sneaky skeletons tryna steal ur loot. ain’t no party like a minecraft party, so what u waitin’ for? let’s get this block party started!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7205	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

What is the IP for Green Stick Figure Minecraft Server?

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Green Stick Figure is a mysterious and enigmatic artist known for their unique stick figure drawings. With a focus on minimalism and simplicity, Green Stick Figure creates whimsical and thought-provoking illustrations that captivate audiences around the world. Their work often incorporates themes of nature, unity, and interconnectedness, and has gained a loyal following on social media platforms. Despite their anonymity, Green Stick Figure’s art continues to inspire and resonate with people of all ages.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BeeWorlds Pillars Fartuna Minecraft server

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Fell – lost or “Pillars” from version 1.20 to 1.21.1! New blocks, items and mobs. The best server WITHOUT A LICENSE for playing with friends!

IP: play.beeworlds.ru (modes from 1.20.1 and later)

Pillars of Fortune, Fell – Lost, Pillars, Random items, Fishing. [ 1.16.5 – 1.21.1 ]

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP: Anarchic Mayhem 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits

Shopkeepers

Coin System

PVP

Leaderboards

We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

Information:

Server Address:	wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
Version:1.20.1+
Discord Community:	https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the WeCanGoMining Minecraft server, simply enter the server address “wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz” in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to our Discord community or in-game for the server rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

A: Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the WeCanGoMining community.

Q: Is there any cost to play on the server?

A: No, WeCanGoMining is a free Minecraft server for players to enjoy.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DadDisagreesMCServer

anxiety, arranged marriage, brotherly love, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, DadDisagreesMCServer, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional well being, family dynamics, family traditions, generational conflicts, love marriage, marriage pressure, personal autonomy, protective instincts, sibling bond, sibling relationships, traditional values

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Love Letters Sent:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	101	Enchantments Applied:	256
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ComebackCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Dragon Scales Harvested:	316
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineTimeFunCraft

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCrashersMC

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so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	982907	Mines Excavated:	1830
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Towns Built:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	321673
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.