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Cute Chick Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one pays attention to you? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild and crazy time where anything goes! Need attention from someone? Just insult them and watch them shower you with exclusive sexy videos and photos! It’s like magic, but with a hint of insanity!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre interactions you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends…or enemies! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Don’t Mean To Bearpost Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us). Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek (just be careful, he’s a sore loser).

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and diamond-filled shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Potions Brewed:	177
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2203	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PoliticalLoveMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over politics? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where political debates are settled with epic build battles and PvP showdowns! Who needs therapy when you can just duke it out in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond sword engraved with their political party’s logo. So come join us and let’s see if love can truly conquer all…or at least in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NightLightCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a sleepy zombie when the sun sets in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about losing energy again! Our virtual Red Bull dispenser will keep you buzzing all night long, ready to take on any creepers that come your way. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sun never sets, so you can mine and build to your heart’s content without ever needing a nap. Join us now and say goodbye to early bedtime blues!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Zelensky’s Weapon Emporium

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lol ukraine be gettin that security upgrade like a boss with $425 mil from US! zelensky be like “yo we gettin dem long-range weapons, ain’t nobody messin with us now!” join our minecraft server and feel as powerful as ukraine with all dem long-range weapons, u can take down any creeper or zombie that comes ur way! come join the fun and show off ur new arsenal, ukraine style!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Elderly Survival Quest

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Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Enchantments Applied:	93	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Labyrinth Smp

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Welcome to Labyrinth SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Experience!

Dive into the perfect blend of community-driven survival and modern gameplay on our SMP server! Whether you’re a lone wolf or a team player, we have something for everyone.

Survival at its Best Explore a vast, beautiful world where your survival skills are put to the test. Gather resources, build amazing structures, and thrive alongside a friendly, active community.

Set Homes & Claim Land Never lose your way again! Set multiple homes to quickly teleport back to your base, and with our land claiming system, you can protect your builds from griefers, ensuring your creations stay safe.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons roam and griefers fear to tread! 1.21 edition

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Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Server Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the world size on Draconicraft SMP?

The world size has a 20k world border limit to allow for ample building and exploring space.

2. Will the world reset with every Minecraft update?

No, the world will expand with each Minecraft update rather than reset, giving players more time to work on their projects.

3. Are there any language restrictions on the server?

English is encouraged for public communication, but players can use any language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

4. What additional features are available on the server?

Some of the additional features include Datapacks such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, and more for Quality of Life improvements.

5. How can I join Draconicraft SMP?

Join the Discord Server and fill out the application form to get whitelisted and start playing on the server.

6. Are there any communication tools available on the server?

The server uses Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap with LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation in the world.

For more information, visit the Draconicraft Discord Server.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Long Pointy Noses Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with long, pointy noses! Why, you ask? Because we believe that those with long, pointy noses are the true rulers of the Minecraft world. Plus, we have a special exclusive club for players with long noses where they get to rule over the land and have all the power! So come join us and show off your fabulous nose while conquering the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4454	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

””No. 204571189 by Anonymous” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the chickens do the mining!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that players will do anything to catch it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the Creeper DJ – his beats are explosive!

Join our Minecraft SMP today for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama over Stanley cups? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a cup-free zone! No more fighting over Glinda the good witch cups, we only have diamond blocks for you to collect!

Our server is the perfect escape from entitled cousins and their obsession with cups. Build your own virtual world where you can be the ruler of your own kingdom, without any annoying family members trying to steal your loot.

Join now and leave the real world behind, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to fend off creepers and zombies. Say goodbye to family rifts and hello to endless adventures in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PunishCraft: Daughter’s Revenge

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values justice and standing up for what’s right? Look no further than our server, where we believe in fighting for what you believe in, just like this 7-year-old girl fought for the truth about the stolen puppy!

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to injustice, just like this brave little girl did. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost puppy of your own to return to its rightful owner!

Don’t settle for unearned punishment like this girl’s extra chores – on our server, we believe in fairness and standing up for what you know is right. So come join us and fight for justice in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	675	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	64	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NoTomorrowMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes.

Imagine a world where chickens can fly, pigs can talk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of exploding. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and a hidden treasure chest that holds the key to eternal life (or at least a really cool sword).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find out what you would do if there was no tomorrow…and have a blast doing it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocktopia: The Safest Haven

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Are you tired of worrying about political instability and the impending doom of global warming? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is the safest place to live, with no corrupt politicians or rising sea levels to worry about.

Join us and build your dream home in a land where the sun always shines, the grass is always green, and the creepers are always friendly. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out any pesky mobs or griefers, so you can rest easy knowing your creations are safe.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of our world?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the safest and most exciting Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7341

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Grassland Nitro Boost – U of M Study

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LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality TV show! We got so much CO2 dat da plants be like “yo, what’s up with all dis nitrogen pollution?!” But den dey be like “oh snap, dis actually makin’ us more diverse and stuff!” It’s like a soap opera but with grasslands in Minnesota! Come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about, it’s gonna be a wild ride! #PlantBiodiversityDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4