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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Airi Viridis, Clauvio, Elia Stellaria, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, kirispica, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, Retro Girls General, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at [Server Name] where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So why wait? Join us at [Server Name] where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

60s, aging, aging parents, BoomerParents60s, Companionship, Elderly, emotional, empty nest, empty nest syndrome, family, family dynamics, Future, generation gap, growing old, ISOLATION, Loneliness, lonely, Minecraft, parental care, parents, relationships, smp, Support

Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	162
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WorkplaceWeirdo Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, Curious, Event, Experience, eXtraordinary, Minecraft, Observation, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, peculiar incident, peculiar sighting, smp, strange, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual occurrence, Witness, work, Workplace, WorkplaceWeirdo

Oh boy, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I’m part of. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and creepers. One time, we had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and ended in a pool of lava. It was a real “hot” attraction, if you catch my drift.

But the real kicker was when we had a player who turned their entire base into a giant chicken coop. I’m talking hundreds of chickens clucking around, laying eggs everywhere. It was like a poultry paradise, until a group of players decided to start a chicken rebellion and overthrow the coop. Let’s just say feathers were flying everywhere.

If you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there, then you gotta join us. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll witness next? Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get pretty entertaining around here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MineCraftMemories

cherished memories, favorite memories, happy moments, Life moments, looking back, Memories, memory lane, MinecraftMemories, Nostalgia, past experiences, Reflection, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental journey, significant events, special occasions, time machine, time travel, treasured recollections, unforgettable experiences

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive any moment in your life…in Minecraft form! That’s right, want to go back to that time you aced that test in school? Just hop on our server and recreate it with blocks and pixels! Want to redo that embarrassing moment at a party? Build it out of virtual bricks and laugh at yourself all over again! Join our server for a chance to rewrite history in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs a time machine when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RedstoneRuskiCraft

Aviation, BIRMINGHAM, criminal activity, emergency response, Espionage, government involvement, international incident, investigation, news headline, plane, planting device, political tension, RedstoneRuskiCraft, russia, sabotage, security breach, suspected, suspicious behavior, Terrorism, uk, warehouse fire

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally lit, man. like, so lit that even russia is trying to sabotage it because they’re jelly of how awesome it is. they planted some crazy device on a plane that caused a warehouse fire in the UK just to try and stop people from joining this server. but you know what? we ain’t scared of no russians, bro. we’re still gonna play on this server and have the time of our lives. come join us and let’s show those russians who’s boss! plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and you can ride on flying pigs. it’s insane, man. you gotta check it out. trust me, it’s worth the risk of angering a whole country just to play on this server. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pixel Quest: Edu Fun Land

classroom technology, Digital Learning, education, educational games, educational technology, experiential learning, Fun, Game, immersive learning, Interactive, knowledge acquisition, Land, language acquisition, language development, language skills, multilingual students, PIXEL, Quest, science classrooms, STEM Education, student engagement, Technology, virtual environment, virtual reality

so, like, u know how u always wanted to learn stuff but it’s, like, so boring and stuff? well, on this server, u can learn stuff in a fun way! like, imagine u in a science classroom but instead of boring textbooks, u have, like, virtual reality and stuff.

u can, like, explore different worlds and learn about science in a super cool way. and get this, it’s not just for one language, it’s for, like, MULTILINGUAL students! so, if u speak more than one language, this server is perfect for u.

plus, there are, like, crazy stories and adventures waiting for u. u can, like, fight off evil mobs and discover hidden treasures. and, like, who wouldn’t want to do that, right?

so, if u want to have a blast while learning and, like, have the time of your life, then join this server now! it’s, like, the best thing ever, trust me.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EndNetwork

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, minecraft server multiplayer survival creative minigames factions skyblock economy PVP roleplay mods plugins vanilla adventure dungeons exploration community crafting building exploration, Mini Games, Skyblock, Towny

EndNetwork: Play Beyond Boundaries! Join the world of Minecraft, full of endless adventures and exciting events. Create unique structures with your building skills that push the limits, accomplish huge projects with your friends, and have a brand new experience! Step into this world that will grow with you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Towns Built:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Chaotic Realms

Anarchy, auraskills, BEDROCK SUPPORTED, Chaotic Realms, Community, content creators, Events, Head Drops, high quality, Minecraft, minecraft server, Players, PvP, smp, smp server, Streamers, Teams, Unique Content, weekly events, Youtubers

[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

#BelieveWomen, break the silence, CreeperQueen, empowerment, End harassment, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, harassment awareness, METOO, Minecraft, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, speaking out, Stand up against harassment, support survivors, victim blaming, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7559
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Creeper Therapy Co.

anxiety relief, aromatherapy, Calm, coping strategies, creeper, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, guided imagery, healthy distractions, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, nature sounds, positive thinking, progressive muscle relaxation, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing music, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Brainy Heights & Spiders

anxiety disorders, brain activation, brain regions, Brainy, fear analysis, fear neuroscience, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of spiders, fear patterns, fear perception, fear processing, fear research, fear response, fear studies, fear triggers, Heights, mental health, neuroscience, phobias, Psychology, scientific research, social threats, Spiders

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85