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Chaotic Realms

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[1.21] THE CHAOTIC SMP is a high-quality Anarchy based SMP server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly content creators, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED! (SOON)

Head Drops Weekly EVENTS Streamers & YouTubers AuraSkills Teams & SO MUCH MORE!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	6342
Void Gems Collected:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlongieCraft: Here for the loot, staying for the chaos! Join our wild world today!

1v1 Arena, Armies, Bosses, Chaos, class armors, Dungeons, Fellowships, Followers, Guilds, Join, Kingdoms, level system, Loot, Lore, modded SMP server, PlongieCraft, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, Staying, story lines, Today, trading economy, Villages, weapons, Wild, workers, world, World bosses

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	PlongieCraft
Features	Quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, 1v1 Arena (coming soon)
Website	Plongie.com
Trailer	Watch trailer here

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Q: What can players expect on the server?

A: Players can expect quests, guilds, world bosses (coming soon), magic, armies, rare weapons, and a 1v1 Arena (coming soon).

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Search for PlongieCraft on technic and follow the instructions to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

Q: What type of gameplay is offered on the server?

A: The server offers modded SMP gameplay with options for vanilla play, or players can search for magic and rare weapons with RPG elements.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Potions Brewed:	51
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Pixel Puns Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PIXEL, Puns, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn mounts you’ll ever find in Minecraft. Ride into battle on a rainbow-maned unicorn and strike fear into your enemies.

4. We hold weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most outrageous and ridiculous structures. From giant toilets to floating castles made of cheese, there’s no limit to the creativity on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Void Gems Collected:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, blocky, blue ideal, character profiles, community pastebin, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, filtered ads, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, pink ideal, profile image search, purple ideal, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, third party chat client, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few rules here and there. But who needs rules when you can join a server filled with more kinks and depravity than you can memorize!

Imagine creating your own character profile and finding like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. It’s like F-list, but in Minecraft! Build your dream world, roleplay with others, and gossip about site drama all in one place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous characters, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows, you might even find your ideal blue, pink, and purple in this crazy world of ours. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your creativity run wild in our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NoGFsAllowedMC

apartment rules, apartment sharing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, dorm living, flexibility, houseguest, ignored, living situation, NoGFsAllowedMC, personal space, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommate’s girlfriend, roommate’s guests, roommate’s relationship, temporary roommate, third person, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of sharing space with unwanted roommates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual apartment without any unwanted guests crashing in.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with unexpected roommates moving in. No more awkward encounters in the kitchen or bathroom – it’s all yours to enjoy in peace!

Embark on quests to reclaim your territory from unwanted intruders, like your roommate’s clingy girlfriend who just won’t leave. Build fortresses to keep them out and defend your space with all your might.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you should be more flexible – this is your virtual world, and you make the rules! Join us now and reclaim your right to a roommate-free existence. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CreeperQueen Minecraft SMP

#BelieveWomen, break the silence, CreeperQueen, empowerment, End harassment, female empowerment, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, harassment awareness, METOO, Minecraft, sexual assault, sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, smp, speaking out, Stand up against harassment, support survivors, victim blaming, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace harassment

Are you tired of being harassed by creepy Minecraft players asking for your “diamonds”? Join our SMP where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to protect themselves from unwanted advances. We even have a special “Block and Report” feature for any players who can’t keep their pickaxes to themselves. So come join us and build a safe and harassment-free community where everyone can mine in peace!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Towns Built:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Creeper Therapy Co.

anxiety relief, aromatherapy, Calm, coping strategies, creeper, Deep Breathing, Exercise, grounding techniques, guided imagery, healthy distractions, journaling, meditation, mindfulness, nature sounds, positive thinking, progressive muscle relaxation, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, soothing music, stress relief, Therapy

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Creepers Anonymous” support group where you can vent your frustrations and receive virtual hugs from fellow players. Join us for a therapeutic gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Items Found:	5580	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Brainy Heights & Spiders

anxiety disorders, brain activation, brain regions, Brainy, fear analysis, fear neuroscience, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of spiders, fear patterns, fear perception, fear processing, fear research, fear response, fear studies, fear triggers, Heights, mental health, neuroscience, phobias, Psychology, scientific research, social threats, Spiders

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will LITERALLY blow your mind? well, do i have the place for you! this server is so lit, it will make your brain do backflips and cartwheels at the same time.

our server is like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible. we have crazy challenges that will make your fear of heights, spiders, and social threats all come to life in the virtual world. you think you can handle it? come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of your brain power.

we promise you won’t be bored, because every corner of our server is filled with surprises and mind-bending puzzles. so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer your fears and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PuffleLand

Survival, Vanilla Survival EssentialsX Builds Plugins Creative Minigames PvP Economy Skyblock Factions Roleplay Quests Redstone Parkour Mods Farming Exploration Adventure Community

This is PuffleLand, A very simple minecraft server which is just vanilla survival with some extra stuff that comes from the essentialsX plugin. I would appreciate seeing some builds here and the server is guaranteed at least 6 months of life.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UnBit

Adventure, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, multiplayer server, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival mods, survival server, UnBit, virtual

Server for anyone who wants to spend time, specialized in survival that will later add more modalities, any questions go to the discord where the moderators will be willing to help

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5652	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

⛱️ FlayCraft – Survive and get high on Minecraft server 1.21

Adventure, Bosses, building, casinos, Community, creativity, Duels, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, Griefing, HIGH, inspiration, Jobs, MAGICAL, No Dupe, Parties, Pirate, Quests, Races, Stability, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

⚡Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or an intrepid explorer as you create your world with other players.

⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Emeralds Found:	1893
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

forced, KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, Minecraft, no pol, no porn, no vidya, productive members, Server, society, tards, vidya

Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cool Minecraft SMP Name

Cool, heavyweight champ, Minecraft, smp, ufc, undisputed champ, world champ, wwe

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DadSnatchedVacayFUN

anger, aruba, birthday trip, Confrontation, DadSnatchedVacayFUN, exclusion, family divide, family dynamics, family vacation, favoritism, instagram, Jealousy, Sadness, secret trip, Siblings, spoiled, unfairness, vacation, youngest

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TimeTravelerSMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Destination, dream, Escapade, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Journey, Memory, Nostalgia, past, Temporal, time machine, time travel, TimeTravelerSMP, Wanderlust

If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7081	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5674