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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
Emeralds Found: 8468 Royal Courts Attended: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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