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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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