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if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
Astral Projections Made: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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